Give me your answer
During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.
"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"
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参观精神病院时,有人问主任,区分是否精神病人是怎么规定的?
主任说:这个,我们把浴缸放满水,然后提供一把小勺,一个杯子,一个桶给病人,让他们把浴缸腾空。
这人说:噢,我知道了,正常人用桶,因为它比勺子和杯子大。
主任说:不对,正常人拔掉浴缸塞子。靠窗户那张床满意吗?