The Dress
老外发的，没仔细看，应该是笑话，谁翻译一下
A woman stopped by unannounced at her son's house. She knocked on the
door then immediately walked in. She was shocked to see her
daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was
playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room.
"What are you doing?" she asked.
"I'm waiting for Justin to come home from work." The
daughter-in-law answered." But you're naked!" the mother-in-law
exclaimed.
"This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.
"Love dress? But you're naked!"
"Justin loves me to wear this dress," she explained. "Every time he
sees me in this dress, he instantly
becomes romantic and ravages me for hours.
The mother-in-law left. When she got home she undressed, showered,put
on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and lay
on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive.
Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw her lying
there so provocatively." What are you doing?" he asked.
"This is my love dress," she whispered, sensually.
"Needs ironing," he said, "What's for dinner?"
