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I have heard one sad story of a hitchhiker who went into a shop and saw the sign "Lift" but found it too heavy, then saw the sign "Pet Supplies" so he did, this wasn't too bad but then he went outside and saw the sign "Compact Cars" and went to prison for ten years.

　　“If you are going to work, here, young man,” said the boss, “one thing you must learn is that we are very keen on cleanliness in this firm. Did you wipe your feet on the mat as you came in?”

　　“Oh, yes, sir.”

　　“And another thing we are very keen on is truthfulness. There is no mat there.”

金猪理财版面推荐的《货币战争》好象跟这有点关系

I Had a Dream

Saddam Hussein phoned George Bush and said， "George， I called you because I had this incredible dream last night. I could see all of America， and it was beautiful and on top of every building， there was a beautiful banner."

Bush asked， "What was on the banner？"

Saddam responded， "It said Allah is God， and God is Allah."

Bush said， "You know， Saddam， I'm really glad you called， because last night I had a dream too. I could see all of Baghdad， and it was even more beautiful than before the war. It had been completely rebuilt， and on every building there was also a beautiful banner."

Saddam said， "What was on the banner？"

Bush replied， "I really don't know. I don't read Hebrew."

萨达姆给布什打电话，说我昨晚做了一个梦，梦见美国所有楼房顶上，都有一个大广告牌。布什忙问，广告牌上写着什么？萨达姆答道：上面写着“真主是唯一的神”。布什说，其实我昨晚也做了一个梦，梦见伊拉克所有重建的楼房顶上，也都有一个大广告牌。萨达姆忙问，广告牌上写着什么？布什答道：抱歉，我看不懂 Hebrew（以色列官方语言希伯莱语）。

是不是说bush有点呆

enthappy是外语沙龙的主力啊，特颁发杰出贡献奖

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原帖由 kevinzhou 于 2007-10-10 09:13 发表
enthappy是外语沙龙的主力啊，特颁发杰出贡献奖

多谢多谢

完全没看懂。

第一个完全没看懂

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原帖由 enthappy 于 2007-10-10 01:30 发表
　　“If you are going to work, here, young man,” said the boss, “one thing you must learn is that we are very keen on cleanliness in this firm. Did you wipe your feet on the mat as you came in?”
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听过中文版。

第一个是啥？他都做错什么了？