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Re: For men making 500000 or over -A question from a real woman
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Dear Pers-431649184:
I read your posting with great interest and have thought meaningfully about your dilemma. I offer the following analysis of your predicament. Firstly, I'm not wasting your time, I qualify as a guy who fits your bill; that is I make more than $500K per year. That said here's how I see it.
Your offer, from the prospective of a guy like me, is plain and simple a crappy business deal. Here's why. Cutting through all the B.S., what you suggest is a simple trade: you bring your looks to the party and I bring my money. Fine, simple. But here's the rub, your looks will fade and my money will likely continue into perpetuity...in fact, it is very likely that my income increases but it is an absolute certainty that you won't be getting any more beautiful!
So, in economic terms you are a depreciating asset and I am an earning asset. Not only are you a depreciating asset, your depreciation accelerates! Let me explain, you're 25 now and will likely stay pretty hot for the next 5 years, but less so each year. Then the fade begins in earnest. By 35 stick a fork in you!
So in Wall Street terms, we would call you a trading position, not a buy and hold...hence the rub...marriage. It doesn't make good business sense to "buy you" (which is what you're asking) so I'd rather lease. In case you think I'm being cruel, I would say the following. If my money were to go away, so would you, so when your beauty fades I need an out. It's as simple as that. So a deal that makes sense is dating, not marriage.
Separately, I was taught early in my career about efficient markets. So, I wonder why a girl as "articulate, classy and spectacularly beautiful" as you has been unable to find your sugar daddy. I find it hard to believe that if you are as gorgeous as you say you are that the $500K hasn't found you, if not only for a tryout.
By the way, you could always find a way to make your own money and then we wouldn't need to have this difficult conversation.
With all that said, I must say you're going about it the right way. Classic "pump and dump". I hope this is helpful, and if you want to enter into some sort of lease, let me know.
亲爱的pers-439179541：
我兴味盎然的读完了妳的文章，也很认真的帮妳想了妳的困境。对于妳的问题，我的分析如下。先说在前面的是，我并不是在浪费妳的时间。我完全符合妳开的条件，也就是说，我年薪超过50万。那我是怎么看这整件事：
妳所开的条件，从像我这样的男人眼中看来，其实就是烂到一整个不行的交易。怎么说?撇开那些屎话不谈，妳所要讲的就是：妳提供妳的美貌，然后我提供我的金钱。这样很好，很简单。但是问题来了，妳的美貌会褪色而我的金钱会持之以恒。事实上是，我的收入非常可能一直增加，而妳绝对不可能比现在更漂亮了。
从经济术语来说，妳是贬值资产而我是增值资产。妳不只是赔钱货，而且妳贬值的速度会越来越快。让我解释给妳听。妳现在是25岁，而有可能会再辣个5年，但是之后一年比一年糟。等到了35岁妳就完了。
所以在华尔街，妳是适合交易而不适合买进或持有...所以这个问题就是，ㄜ，结婚...就做生意而言"买妳"实在没什么道理(而这正是你要求的)，租妳还差不多。如果妳觉得我太粗鲁了，我就这么说吧。如果当我的钱贬值时，妳就会离开，那么当妳年华老去的时候，我也会要杀出。这就是这么简单。所以跟妳约会是个好交易，但是结婚不是。
另外一点，在我出社会之初曾被教过效率市场这回事。因此，我很好奇像妳这样一个"善于表达，优质又让人惊艳"的女孩怎么会找不到妳的干爹。我很难相信如果妳真是如妳所言那样辣，妳的五十万怎么还没找上妳，或至少上门试试看。
不管怎样，妳还是可以试着自己赚钱，那我们就不需要聊得这么辛苦了。
总结以上，我必须要说，妳所在做的，就是很典型的"股票诈骗"。我希望这些对妳有帮助，而如果妳想要开始从事点出租业的话，通知我一下吧。
